March 2012
How many Freudian analysts does it take to change...
johnfenixaran:
Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis.
LADDER.
I MEANT LADDER.
my friend: i think cinna was hitting on katni-
me: HE'S GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
“when people get mad at other people saying that something they did was...”
– tooth&nail: (via wewantrevolutiongirlstylenow)
#DENY THAT YOUR FRIEND HAS A FOOT #oms #additionally i would like to supply: #suggest that your friend enjoys having their toes trampled #tell your friend to ask nicely #tell your friend that you’re just trying to prepare them for the harsh...
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum isn’t fierce enough, so he ends up in the bottom two because Tyra didn’t like his picture
Fellowship of the Ring bad subtitles
ossuarypossum:
orgyincamelot:
And finally, a few parting words from Frodo:
Pardon me while i laugh for years.
I HAVE FEELINGS
“Tell that to a plant, how dangerous carbon dioxide is.”
– -Rick Santorum urging voters in Mississippi to trust him and calling climate science bogus. (via officialssay)
Please, someone make it so Santorum repeats exactly this to a scientist. Please, please, I’ll do anything to make this happen.
(via mohandasgandhi)
I WILL THROW MY BIOCHEMISTRY BOOK AT...
“You may have learned by now that Sociology majors don’t make the best movie...”
– Is sociology ruining your fun? » The Editors’ Desk (via thosehearts)
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ossuarypossum:
the only difficulty with being a charming slacker is you have to be charming.
that’s not so difficult
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