How many Freudian analysts does it take to change...
johnfenixaran: Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis. LADDER. I MEANT LADDER.
my friend: i think cinna was hitting on katni-
me: HE'S GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
when people get mad at other people saying that something they did was...– tooth&nail: (via wewantrevolutiongirlstylenow) #DENY THAT YOUR FRIEND HAS A FOOT #oms #additionally i would like to supply: #suggest that your friend enjoys having their toes trampled #tell your friend to ask nicely #tell your friend that you’re just trying to prepare them for the harsh...
ihopericksantorum: I hope Rick Santorum isn’t fierce enough, so he ends up in the bottom two because Tyra didn’t like his picture
Fellowship of the Ring bad subtitles
ossuarypossum: orgyincamelot: And finally, a few parting words from Frodo: Pardon me while i laugh for years. I HAVE FEELINGS
Tell that to a plant, how dangerous carbon dioxide is.– -Rick Santorum urging voters in Mississippi to trust him and calling climate science bogus. (via officialssay) Please, someone make it so Santorum repeats exactly this to a scientist. Please, please, I’ll do anything to make this happen. (via mohandasgandhi) I WILL THROW MY BIOCHEMISTRY BOOK AT...
You may have learned by now that Sociology majors don’t make the best movie...– Is sociology ruining your fun? » The Editors’ Desk (via thosehearts)
ossuarypossum: the only difficulty with being a charming slacker is you have to be charming. that’s not so difficult